I'm sure Sean Penn deserved the award and all, but can you imagine if they'd let Mickey Rourke loose to give this kind of acceptance speech at the Oscars?



Now that's a speech.

While it's nice that the baby loves her solid foods -- more sweet potato, please! -- I'm not sure I'm pleased with the corresponding changes it brings. Namely: turdlets.

I was used to only one poop each day. Sure, it was a fucking mess to clean up, but at least it didn't smell that bad.

I've already had to dispose of three turdlets so far today. The second one made me gag. How something so small could smell so bad...

The third one we caught on video. Not to worry, I won't post it. But it's documented now, so that's something for the ages.